How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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