ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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