and she was petting her beer can
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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