i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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