I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So much rum. So many feels.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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