I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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