idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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