As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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