Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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