How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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