Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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