Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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