A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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