He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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