i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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