i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
