kristin has been a bad kristin
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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