the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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