Don't you send me to vm
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
