One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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