I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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