No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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