I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The air was thick with penises
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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