Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
please don't ironically join a cult
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