Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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