Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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