The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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