Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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