You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
