i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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