quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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