I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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