Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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