thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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