When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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