You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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