My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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