When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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