I've blown a few things in my day
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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