i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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