Don't you send me to vm
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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