the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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