then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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