just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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