just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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