Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I think your dad took our porno
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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