wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
