I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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