totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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