I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
