normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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