May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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