But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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