I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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